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Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your
roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...

Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the
other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks
in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait
until your roommate gets rid of it and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich ?"
Complain loudly about that you are hungry.